word vomit

god.. you know what's incredible?
Ephedra.
AND aderall.

laxatives are pretty amazing too.

Today was one of the skinniest days i've had in a while. it just makes me feel incredible to be able to feel my shirt brush against my ribcage and to feel my hip bones when I stand with my hands on my hips. It makes me feel just plain sexy.

... speaking of sexy. There's an incredibly sexy man whom I work with. We'll call him "Brad" (not his real name). Brad is cynical. He has tattoos. He is not my type. Brad spends the hour before the night shift reading Tolstoy. He is says exactly what is on his mind, even if it's completely tactless. And he has a ridiculous handlebar mustache.

Can somebody tell me what the f*ck is wrong with this picture...? WHY do I have even one remote thought regarding him?

I'll let you all know if anything exciting happens with Brad, but for now I'm going to keep these thoughts to myself (umm.. except for the fact that I'm anonymously spilling my guts to the entire world via blog at this very moment).

Cheerio!